You Know You've Had a Tough Boot Camp Work Out When...

• You drive home from camp but have trouble heaving yourself out of the car once there. Briefly consider staying in the car or calling for help.
• You buy Advil in bulk.
• Your muscles are so sore that you walk slower than your elderly aunt and you're considering borrowing her walker--it has wheels.
• Your co-workers think your new perfume is menthol based.
• There's no worries over cheating on your diet. Eating would require getting up and the refrigerator is just too far away from the couch.
• Your friends discuss their favorite wine at happy hour and all you want to know is if Gatorade that's been diluted by 50% will still re-balance your electrolytes after a particulary sweaty hour of lunge-a-palooza.
• You wait for the restroom stall that has handicapped rails in it just in case you sit down and can't get back up unassisted.
• Your family asks you to wash your workout clothes immediately.
• You believe that after making it through the drills that day your body should automatically drop a dress size.
• You fall into bed at 8:30pm to watch the news but pass out before the anchor gets through the lead story.
• You are a member of Austin Adventure Boot Camp. We have a tough workout before most of Central Texas has their first cup of coffee.